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some douche posted this meaning.

Filipino 
people from an island located in southeast asia (not east asia) called philippines. 

living here for more than 5 years.. 
i find that most filipinos are 

1. lazy 
(if you wanna get something done in this country 
you gotta wait at least 2 weeks.. when you can get it 
done in 3 days in the states.. -filipinos, come on it’s 
true.. if you’ve never gone out of your country 
well too bad) 

2. filipinos think all the foreigners are rich 

3. their language sounds annoying.. 
(tagal tagal mahal ko kang yang kayo nang) 

4. filipino women are desperate to marry foreigners.. 
because the filipino men are too poor 
they wanna get out of poverty through marrying 
a rich foreigner (usually age of 60+ you can see a lot 
of filipino young woman& white old grandpa couples 
in the philippines) 

5. filipinos think that the philippines is better than 
indonesia or malaysia or other neighboring countries of 
southeast asia when they’re all equally poor 

6. they are like little kids. they just wanna hve fun 
that’s why their country’s so poor 

7. They think UP, which is apparently… the best 
university in the philippines .. is one of the 
top universities of the world. when in fact, its 
rank is so low that its name is no where to be found 
on the booklet of top 500 universities in the world 
(a supplement to Time in 2002) 

8. THEY ARE SHORT. 
5’ is tall in this country. 

9. they are noisy. 
their babbling mouths never shut up. 

10. filipinos are desperate american wanna bes 
and they’re such copy cats they must copy everything 
from the states like their tv shows and they wanna 
have their children born in the states so that 
they can be american citizens 

11. their taglish or watever it’s called, 
which is mixture of their language called tagalog 
and english, is ANNOYING 
don’t fuck our language up why do you must copy 
everything from us just speak your damn language 
don’t mix it with ours and make it sound hella 
fucking irritating and annoying 

12. their diet is meat and rice 

Okay i see you think pacific islanders are better than asians 
sorry if im not mistaken the philippines is one of the poorest countries in asia, i mean the world 

and why are you so proud of having spanish blood? 
does that make you feel superior or something? 
oh maybe cuz pure filipino blood is so inferior 
that you just wanna feel better about yourself by 
embellishing your ignoble history of 
3000 years of being enslaved by the spanish? 

and hello, the pacific islanders? 
your ancestors look like monkeys okay 
they look like homosapiens with messed up teeth and 
extraordinarily short height 

well maybe it was lucky for the filipinos to have the spanish 
enslave them they’re still ugly but not as ugly as 
before

but someone else posted another meaning.

Filipinos are inhabitants of the Philippine Islands located in South-East Asia. First of all, we don’t say “homie”. And most of the people here are tan, not black. Where the prick did that come from? (Okay this part is not for qiuwpt).

1. WE ARE NOT LAZY, ASSHOLE. If we are lazy, how the hell do most countries need our nurses, engineers, and architects? My brother is a LICENSED engineer, my cousins are LICENSED nurses and engineers, and I, will be an engineer in 4 years. I mean, c’mon, we’re not going to get our diplomas if we were all born lazy people. ALL COUNTRIES HAVE THIS KIND OF PEOPLE. And it’s not the Filipinos who are lazy, it’s the fucking government so don’t blame all the Filipinos for not getting your driver’s license in two weeks instead of 3 days.

2. We don’t think that all foreigners are rich. We think that their countries itself are rich.

3. Maybe, you’re a slow learner that you’re not even able to learn Tagalog that’s why you called it annoying. Not to mention you’ve been living in the Philippines for FIVE YEARS and you couldn’t even cite a better example of our language. BOBO KA KASI. TANGA PA. TAGALOG ISN’T ANNOYING. YOU ARE ANNOYING.

4. OMFG. I can’t think of a better way to explain this. Sure, you must’ve heard a lot about Filipina women marrying foreigners but they don’t usually marry them because they’re rich. It’s because they love them. Sure, some of the Filipinos are gold-diggers and we can’t deny that but it’s one way of showing that Filipinos USE their head to get out of poverty. And where the fuck did you see this 60+ AMERICAN DOMs with a young Filipina? Didn’t you even ask if they’re grandpas and granddaughters?

5. We think that we’re better than our neighboring countries usually, because they don’t speak English fluently, like I do now and pardon if our country belongs to the third world countries but I, sure, am richer than you.

6. We REALLY like having fun. Because we are not like those countries whose people work 24/7 and obliviously neglect their families (their husbands and kids) which often leads to divorce. Filipinos are very family-oriented people and broken families are rarely seen here.

7. Yes, UP wasn’t in the Top 500 universities of the world and IDK why the Chinese got one of the ranks instead when they even go here as exchange-students, not to mention Koreans.

8. MOST of us are short.

9. I don’t know where you are living but Filipinos know how to shut their mouths when NECESSARY. Maybe you’re living at the squater’s area. Every country has it.

10. HAHAHA. Desperate American wannabes? Yeah, we copy TV shows from the states but we BUY the copyrights. Dude, you definitely, are naive. Have you ever heard of a Kris Aquino who was invited to co-host in the American version of Deal or No Deal? And have you, yourself, been invited to that kind of show? In short—NO.

11. LMFAO. Tag-lish is just one of the ways Filipinos do fun. And even if they do it seriously, at least, they try to speak it or at least, know how to speak it although not fluently, unlike our neighboring countries whose natives even go here to learn your damn language. And my gosh, some European countries do mix their own language with English, too, like Slovak or German. It’s not only the Filipinos who do that.

12. Our diet is meat and rice. True. Because we don’t excessively get fat. Most of us have good metabolism that no matter how many cupful of rice or meats we eat, we don’t get fat like those obnoxious stupid American racists like you. I’m not fat for the record.

13. And of course, we are proud to have Spanish blood. You’re so jealous. But I don’t mean to say that we’re not proud of our Filipino blood. FYI, we are the mix blood of both western and eastern countries (Japanese, Spanish, American) That’s what makes Filipinos, with the exceptionality of the Filipina charm, special people. 
You truly have no idea about the history of the Philippines. We’re not enslaved by the Spaniards for “3000” years, dumbass. You better do your researching first before discriminating our race.

And all our ancestors looked like monkeys before, even your ancestor, douche bag. I suggest you read The Theory of Evolution since you are so stupid. AND WE REALLY ARE SHORT, so as our neighboring countries.

And what the hell, don’t eat at KFC if you don’t like Fried Chicken served with rice. We have Fridays, Burger King, and Kenny Rogers. You can eat there.

And our accents don’t matter as long as we speak your freaking language fluently. And at least we know to speak more than 1 language.

And we have dentists to treat our messed up teeth.Other Filipino qualities and achievements: 
Qualities: 
-hospitable 
-charitable 
-religious 
-friendly 
-proud 
-talented 
-smart 
-best cooks 
-somehow, corrupt(well, the government is) 
-and so on.

Inventions & Discoveries: 
Incubator 
Water-Powered Car

Space Engineer 
Fluorescent Lamp Inventor 
Erythromycin

and so on. there are so many that it is an understatement to put it all here.

Very well said. ^:)^

MUST read. :-bd

well said. :)

True. And look at how we type. We type the correct spelling and we don’t abbreviate. We also know how to use the correct capitalization of the words. Unlike to whoever posted this, you type like a person from the Squatter’s Area. MOFO.

Can’t help but reblog. Mind you, we are one of the most complex and versatile people in the whole world. :)

Proud to be a Filipino. ^^,

So feeling mo ang perfect mo na?! Buti nga sa yo binanatan ka. Leche ka. Napa highblood moko.

Kala mo ha. :)) American Citizen ka nga, e bobo ka naman! Mas islow ka pa sa islow. 5yrs na dito di pa makaintindi ng Tagalog, kundi ka ba naman engot. :))

lupet nito.. basahin niyo. racist!!!!!! grabe!!!!!

freakin’ amazing! Love the person who replied to this f*ckin’ a-hole.. c: